*waking up from a coma* “how many followers do I have”
what a beautiful day to not be in high school
Fastest way to get through a border patrol checkpoint
are you fuckingkidding me
He could have had like gallons of cocaine in the back like damn Jesus saves
when he licks his lips seductively
He looks like some kind of straight white boy mermaid
iguanamouth PLEASE MAKE THIS A THING
Just swagged on everyone.
ok, I see you Charlie, even though you got on plaid bermuda shorts
Steve Rogers taking the Ice Bucket Challenge.