| Mom: | You've been working so hard! I'm so proud of you....What are you planning on doing on your days off? |
| Me: | Pooping. |
| Mom: | ....what? |
| Me: | Pooping. I get my new laptop tomorrow. I'm going to sit on the toilet for the next 48 hours pooping with my new computer. Pooping. |
| Mom: | Ew. You're disgusting. What is even wrong with you? What are you even doing right now? |
| Me: | -flushes toilet-....... |
| Mom: | uhh.... |
| Me: | I make poopy. |
| Mom: | Ew, fuck off, I'm going now. Goodnight. |
| Me: | -okayface- -poops- |
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